Post by MetalBlade on Jul 14, 2007 22:13:04 GMT
I love it when people die in movies. Usually the gorier the better.
But sometimes dramatic and honourable is best.
1. THE WICKER MAN - When officer Edward Woodward, imprisoned in the huge title character, begins to feel the heat as he is burned alive in sacrifice, as the islanders led by a career-best Christopher Lee dance the night away in celebration of the policeman's demise. The last words you hear are Woodward screaming "Oh Christ! Oh Jesus Christ!"
That kinda says it all.
2. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING - Boromir, dramatically and honourably shakes a seven after being speared by numerous orc arrows.
3. ROBOCOP - The guy who only has fifteen seconds to comply, and then gets cut to ribbons in a hail of ED-209 gunfire.
4. ROBOCOP (again) - The guy who gets driven into a tank of toxic waste and staggers out into the middle of the road, only to get mown down into a mush by a speeding car.
5. HELLRAISER - When Uncle Frank's soul - and everything else - finally gets torn apart by a spaghetti-junction of chains and brutal shark hooks. But not before uttering the immortal last words "Jesus...wept".
6. THE TOXIC AVENGER - When the group of fun-seeking youths set out in their car to kill a young child on a bike. They run him over, but "No way, the kid's still alive... you don't get the points!".
The driver then reverses right over the kid's head and pops it like a watermelon, as the girls snap away happily with their Polaroids.
7. TERROR FIRMER - When the portly gentleman gets stuck in the escalator, and gets dragged under as his internal organs are forced out from his mouth in true Troma style.
8. ZOMBIE FESH EATERS - The iconic scene when a zombie shoves his hand through the door and grabs the girl's hair, before dragging her head towards the raggedly sharp hole and impales her eye on a huge protruding splinter. A real grim treat.
9. NEKROMANTIK 2 - The final scene when the girl is screwing the guy and only manages to climax when she reaches down and hacks off the guy's head with a meat cleaver, and replaces it with the rotting head of her dead former lover.
Really fucking horrible.
10. THE FLY II - When the guy gets his head squashed by the elevator. Very visceral indeed.
But sometimes dramatic and honourable is best.
1. THE WICKER MAN - When officer Edward Woodward, imprisoned in the huge title character, begins to feel the heat as he is burned alive in sacrifice, as the islanders led by a career-best Christopher Lee dance the night away in celebration of the policeman's demise. The last words you hear are Woodward screaming "Oh Christ! Oh Jesus Christ!"
That kinda says it all.
2. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING - Boromir, dramatically and honourably shakes a seven after being speared by numerous orc arrows.
3. ROBOCOP - The guy who only has fifteen seconds to comply, and then gets cut to ribbons in a hail of ED-209 gunfire.
4. ROBOCOP (again) - The guy who gets driven into a tank of toxic waste and staggers out into the middle of the road, only to get mown down into a mush by a speeding car.
5. HELLRAISER - When Uncle Frank's soul - and everything else - finally gets torn apart by a spaghetti-junction of chains and brutal shark hooks. But not before uttering the immortal last words "Jesus...wept".
6. THE TOXIC AVENGER - When the group of fun-seeking youths set out in their car to kill a young child on a bike. They run him over, but "No way, the kid's still alive... you don't get the points!".
The driver then reverses right over the kid's head and pops it like a watermelon, as the girls snap away happily with their Polaroids.
7. TERROR FIRMER - When the portly gentleman gets stuck in the escalator, and gets dragged under as his internal organs are forced out from his mouth in true Troma style.
8. ZOMBIE FESH EATERS - The iconic scene when a zombie shoves his hand through the door and grabs the girl's hair, before dragging her head towards the raggedly sharp hole and impales her eye on a huge protruding splinter. A real grim treat.
9. NEKROMANTIK 2 - The final scene when the girl is screwing the guy and only manages to climax when she reaches down and hacks off the guy's head with a meat cleaver, and replaces it with the rotting head of her dead former lover.
Really fucking horrible.
10. THE FLY II - When the guy gets his head squashed by the elevator. Very visceral indeed.
